Let’s start with the premise. Andrea is a former Playboy model who has three daughters—Taylor, Alexis, and Gabby. (Although a little investigating on my end revealed that Taylor is not actually related to the family, just a close friend who lives in their house. Which makes me only slightly less grossed out that she makes out with Alexis on a regular basis.) Andrea homeschools the girls on a cirriculum she’s made out of the concept taught in….wait for it….The Secret.
These three girls are on a quest for fame via pole dancing, lingere modeling, hanging out with c-list celebrities like Mickey Avalon and Ryan Cabrerra, and robbing celebrities’ homes. If you decide to watch, which I can’t recommend with a clear conscience, be prepared for the girls making a production out of taking daily doses of Adderall, excessive nudity-blurring, hysterical crying fits that make me so uncomfortable that I have to hide under a blanket, horribly disguised publicity stunts (like two sisters crying and sitting on the steps outside jail while they wait for their sister to be released), and some of the tackiest tattoos ever (a peace sign on your elbow? Really?).
I likely won't stop watching, just because I can't believe what a trainwreck it is. But Sundays have FAR better things to offer. My suggestion is Discovery Channel's Life, which is essentially Planet Earth: Part II.
1 See: The Anna Nicole Show. Chelsea Lately. Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. Dr 90210. Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive. The Gastineau Girls. The Girls Next Door/Kendra. Gulianna and Bill. House of Carters. Keeping up with the Kardashians/Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. Kill Reality. Living Lohan. Love is in the Heir. Pam: Girl on the Loose. Later seasons of one of my all time favorites, The Simple Life. The Soup. Sunset Tan. Wild On/Taradise.
1 comment:
hahaha i just noticed your bios on the right column.
Hates American Idol.
Thank you.
Please continue leaving it out of the blog.
I hate it too!
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